MEOWWWWWHOTTTTTT

I can't believe that Patrick got away from his computers and left them on... So I got up here and pulled up my arm wrinkles so that I could type.. I peeked at his new photo album and saw my picture. That owner of mine he just cracks me up. He (Patrick) takes pictures of me when I am trying to talk to him. He (Patrick) thinks I'm a trip. I head him (Patrick) say today that a guy he works with (Rocky) likes my picture so much he (Rocky) put it on his desktop. Then tonight I saw comments on my picture from a girl at (My Owner - Patrick's) work. If I wasn't 1 foot 3in tall and had wrinkles everywhere then I would find out from (Patrick) if she was available and if she would like a short bald guy - MEOWhot MEOWhot. Now back to me (HD) I am doing just fine. I keep warm on the Heater that Patrick setup for me and I keep eating and keep drinking and keep pooping. I know my insides are OK because I hear Patrick talking about how much I go and go and go all the time. One of these days I am going to go in his new bed and see how he likes that. Oh I don't know if you knew it or not but he (Patrick) set up a stupid light next to my heater so that if I am laying down and getting warm all these lights start going on and off. What a dork my owner is sometimes. Oh well I love him anyway he's the bestest. I will try and sneak up here more often and update but I must tell you it is really hard to type. I think I just saw a bird out the window so I am outta here.. MEOW