Hanging Out

Today is a great day for me. Patrick fed me and I am sleeping all day while he is at work. I know it is getting cold outside because Patrick turned up the heat in the house and I love it. Back to sleep cya

PURRRRRFECT Day

Today was a great day for me because, I was able to play all day with a toy (not really a toy) that Patrick left on the desk. I think you would call it a Diamond Earring.. He left it out (of his ear) and on the desk like an IDIOT and I have been batting it all over the desk and on the floor and putting it in my mouth and back up on the desk. Then when he came home I had it in my food bowl and he just looked at me and took a deep breath and started laughing.. What a weird guy that Patrick is. I heard him telling someone on the phone that it cost about 8 hundred and that he was so surprised and glad that he didn't have to clean my "Bathroom Mess" out to get it back. Then I found out today that some hot girl that is friends with me on Face Book has a birthday today. Her name is Mandy and she is so Nice and a cutie. (Hey) don't hate, I can say anything I am a cat :) .. I wanted to call her and sing to her but I cant get Patrick away from the computers long enough for me to get on here. I know I could never get on the phone. Meow Meow Meow Meow well you know how the rest of it goes Mandy. Happy Birthday. I have to go tinkle now - Meow....

Birds and More Birds........................

Sorry about all the ...... but my foot got stuck in the keyboard thingy. I jumped on here while Patrick is doing his laundry and watching a TV show called Chuck. I haven't been on in a long time because it has been so cold in the room where the computers thingy is. Patrick always has the window open and I have no FREAKING hair and oh boy do I get cold. I keep trying to tell him but he wont listen. I saw these birds out on the post thing and they keep coming back and bugging me. They try to fly in and I jump at them but for some reason I hit something. I cant see what it is but when I jump at them it hits me in the face and hurts. But I still wiggle my butt and jump. Here is a movie (Is that what it is called) that Patrick took of me. He is a silly guy that Patrick. I am trying to figure out what my password is for my facebook but I cant think of it. My brain isn't to big ya know. Check out this movie and say hi.. Bring me a bird :)

MEOWWWWWHOTTTTTT

I can't believe that Patrick got away from his computers and left them on... So I got up here and pulled up my arm wrinkles so that I could type.. I peeked at his new photo album and saw my picture. That owner of mine he just cracks me up. He (Patrick) takes pictures of me when I am trying to talk to him. He (Patrick) thinks I'm a trip. I head him (Patrick) say today that a guy he works with (Rocky) likes my picture so much he (Rocky) put it on his desktop. Then tonight I saw comments on my picture from a girl at (My Owner - Patrick's) work. If I wasn't 1 foot 3in tall and had wrinkles everywhere then I would find out from (Patrick) if she was available and if she would like a short bald guy - MEOWhot MEOWhot. Now back to me (HD) I am doing just fine. I keep warm on the Heater that Patrick setup for me and I keep eating and keep drinking and keep pooping. I know my insides are OK because I hear Patrick talking about how much I go and go and go all the time. One of these days I am going to go in his new bed and see how he likes that. Oh I don't know if you knew it or not but he (Patrick) set up a stupid light next to my heater so that if I am laying down and getting warm all these lights start going on and off. What a dork my owner is sometimes. Oh well I love him anyway he's the bestest. I will try and sneak up here more often and update but I must tell you it is really hard to type. I think I just saw a bird out the window so I am outta here.. MEOW

Happy Birthday To Me........ Meow

Guess what...... I am now 4 years of age. I had a birthday this weekend and everyone that was at the house (My House) was singing to me and it was GREAT.. I slept and slept and slept some more and Patrick gave me some toys and some snacks and a Shower hehe. I don't really like that he have me a shower in front of some lady because she could see me getting all suds up. She didn't act mean or anything so it was ok I guess this time. But that is a private time and I need to talk to him about that.. I have been watching the birds and rabbits outside and I am so glad I am not out there in the heat and trying to find food. I know exactly where my food is here.. I pretty much run this house but they don't need to know that.. I heard Patrick saying something about a cam for my neck and I thought "Are you Crazy" I don't want to carry around a cam on my neck... That guy, he is soo funny.. I think I hear them coming in now so I better get away from the computer. I will talk more later when I can..

Tired from Typing.........

Hello everyone hope you are having a purrrfect day. I got up today and Patrick (My Owner) was still in bed. I have been keeping him up lately by purrrring outside his door to his room. He has been home a lot with me lately and it is nice but I just wish he wasn't sick and could really play play play with me. Last night wasn't a good night for him I think, he kept holding his chest and coughing. Anyway I jumped up on the computer today while he was out of the room and felt like I should say hi to everyone. I am not used to typing anymore and this is crazy tired.. Oh get this guess what Patrick (My Owner) did. He took a picture of me and sent it to a place called Capital One to have me (HD) put on a card that he has that is like money. I think they call it a credit card. Anyway the picture of me that he used is pretty nice (of course it is me) but it is just the fact that now anyone can go to Capital One and pick my picture to use on their money card. He left it on the site for anyone to use.. So if you like me a lot get my picture on your money and let me know. I think I have gained a few pounds since Patrick (My Owner) has been home.. I walked by the mirror the other day and stopped and just looked and thought wow what a belly I have.. I am going to start running out the house and try to work it off. I know that when Patrick (My Owner) is here all I have to do is purr by my bowl (Seahawks Feeding Bowl) and he will feed me lol. I have him wrapped around my paw.. K Better Go.

LEAVE ME ALONE PATRICK

Meow.... Meow.. I was trying to sleep while Patrick (My Owner) was playing again with his iPhone and some new flute program he has for it and I was all nice and warm and sleeping when he gets an ideal to TAPE me while I was asleep and wake me up.. I don't play that and he knows that... So I went back to bed.. I hope you guys get a kick out of it but this is why I watch what he does all the time because you never know what he is getting on tape or picture.. Meow...