Happy Monday.... (Meow)

I have missed typing to everyone but Patrick (My Owner) has not been home enought to let me use the computer so I said forget it and I used the LivingRoom iPad to type this. My Paws work better with the keyboard on the computer but I am trying. Oh Snap "Patrick is home" gotta go .. bye

Mad at my Owner

Meow Meow......

I am MAD my owner Patrick didn't come home all day and left me here alone with not very much food. He works all the time and I am getting mad at him. I'm going to pee his bed tonight meow meow.

Meow Meow Meow

Hi everybody... HD coming at you finally Patrick (My Owner) got be hooked back up to the computer so now I can start writing to everyone when I can grab the keyboard away from him. He took a couple of pictures of me so I am going to post them on here so you can see how GREAT I am looking.

Hanging Out

Today is a great day for me. Patrick fed me and I am sleeping all day while he is at work. I know it is getting cold outside because Patrick turned up the heat in the house and I love it. Back to sleep cya

PURRRRRFECT Day

Today was a great day for me because, I was able to play all day with a toy (not really a toy) that Patrick left on the desk. I think you would call it a Diamond Earring.. He left it out (of his ear) and on the desk like an IDIOT and I have been batting it all over the desk and on the floor and putting it in my mouth and back up on the desk. Then when he came home I had it in my food bowl and he just looked at me and took a deep breath and started laughing.. What a weird guy that Patrick is. I heard him telling someone on the phone that it cost about 8 hundred and that he was so surprised and glad that he didn't have to clean my "Bathroom Mess" out to get it back. Then I found out today that some hot girl that is friends with me on Face Book has a birthday today. Her name is Mandy and she is so Nice and a cutie. (Hey) don't hate, I can say anything I am a cat :) .. I wanted to call her and sing to her but I cant get Patrick away from the computers long enough for me to get on here. I know I could never get on the phone. Meow Meow Meow Meow well you know how the rest of it goes Mandy. Happy Birthday. I have to go tinkle now - Meow....

Birds and More Birds........................

Sorry about all the ...... but my foot got stuck in the keyboard thingy. I jumped on here while Patrick is doing his laundry and watching a TV show called Chuck. I haven't been on in a long time because it has been so cold in the room where the computers thingy is. Patrick always has the window open and I have no FREAKING hair and oh boy do I get cold. I keep trying to tell him but he wont listen. I saw these birds out on the post thing and they keep coming back and bugging me. They try to fly in and I jump at them but for some reason I hit something. I cant see what it is but when I jump at them it hits me in the face and hurts. But I still wiggle my butt and jump. Here is a movie (Is that what it is called) that Patrick took of me. He is a silly guy that Patrick. I am trying to figure out what my password is for my facebook but I cant think of it. My brain isn't to big ya know. Check out this movie and say hi.. Bring me a bird :)

MEOWWWWWHOTTTTTT

I can't believe that Patrick got away from his computers and left them on... So I got up here and pulled up my arm wrinkles so that I could type.. I peeked at his new photo album and saw my picture. That owner of mine he just cracks me up. He (Patrick) takes pictures of me when I am trying to talk to him. He (Patrick) thinks I'm a trip. I head him (Patrick) say today that a guy he works with (Rocky) likes my picture so much he (Rocky) put it on his desktop. Then tonight I saw comments on my picture from a girl at (My Owner - Patrick's) work. If I wasn't 1 foot 3in tall and had wrinkles everywhere then I would find out from (Patrick) if she was available and if she would like a short bald guy - MEOWhot MEOWhot. Now back to me (HD) I am doing just fine. I keep warm on the Heater that Patrick setup for me and I keep eating and keep drinking and keep pooping. I know my insides are OK because I hear Patrick talking about how much I go and go and go all the time. One of these days I am going to go in his new bed and see how he likes that. Oh I don't know if you knew it or not but he (Patrick) set up a stupid light next to my heater so that if I am laying down and getting warm all these lights start going on and off. What a dork my owner is sometimes. Oh well I love him anyway he's the bestest. I will try and sneak up here more often and update but I must tell you it is really hard to type. I think I just saw a bird out the window so I am outta here.. MEOW